Comedy- One Liners # 1
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Taken from Proverbs, Words of Wisdom, by Alice O’Neil
https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/proverbs-9781632864420/
Transcripts:
https://app.podscribe.ai/episode/50281398
Speaker 1 (0s): Como status, amigo, welcome back to the podcast. I thought we'd try a little, something fun, something new, something borrowed something blue. Ah, what are we getting married? What's going on there? All right. Let's do so some Proverbs today let's knock out a few of these things are kind of fun. I enjoy being able to have some of these in my arsenal. And I've got a few friends that have reached out to me and told me how much they really enjoy him.
Therefore, I want to do what you guys like. I want to give you what you want. So I thought I'd give you a double shot Of these here. Proverbs. I'm going to start off with richer and poorer money. If the best things in life are free. What is so many people think that money makes the world go round and that money is power. Maybe it's because he who pays the Piper calls the tune and money makes dogs dance, or maybe it's as simple as money talks because money doesn't grow on trees.
And there's no such thing as a free lunch, save it carefully. As many a Mikel makes a miracle and a penny saved is a penny earned for money has a way of taking wings. Sometimes though it's important to spend in for a penny in for a pound they say, but please try to get the money. Honestly, if you can richer watch out for when money is not a servant, it's a master and any gardener will tell you that good soil is worth more than gold.
You may be happier if you stay where there are songs and go where poor people entertain with the heart, because it's always the idiots who have money. Despite the fact that a fool and his money are soon parted. Remember half of something is better than all of nothing but money. Isn't everything. So although every bird loves its nest. It's funny how money can buy you a house, but not a home and never forget when you die.
You can't take it with you for you make a living from what you get. You make a life from what you give. And even the poorest man has the sun and the stars, moderation money. Won't solve all your problems, but having enough is better than having too much for the bigger your roof. The more snow at collects and many donkeys mean a lot of hay.
Admittedly, there's one law for the rich, another for the poor, but more slaves make some more thieves. So better, a small deal than a long coral and better your own copper than another man's gold that's because money is the root of all evil. And when money speaks, the truth stays silent. Remember all that glitters is not gold and pearls are worth nothing in the desert.
You know, a bird wouldn't sing. If it knew how poor it is. So always count your blessings. Poor life for the poor, it can be tough for the Satan. Do not see the hungry and every rock strikes the feet of the poor. Indeed. Beggars can't be choosers for a man with no money can do no nothing in a market lovers should bear in mind.
That love does much, but money does more. And when money goes out, the door love, flies out the window. It's the same in Alaska where, unless you're the head Husky, the view stays much the same because a man with no bread has no authority, which is why small fish never sleep honor.
And shame honor, honor. Once lost, never returns for honor cannot be bought, which is why a good name is the best treasurer of all. It's better to be poor with honor than rich with shame. And it's also better to deserve honor and have none than have honor and not deserve it. The measure of honor is in the person giving it. So there's no honor for an Eagle in vanquishing, a dove, but there is honor among fees for the thief thinks all men are like himself.
Do not lose honor through fear for a whole is more honorable than a patch and where there is no honor. There is no dishonor. Great honors can be great burdens for honor and reward are indifferent Sachs. So all in all honor is better than honors. Remember a prophet is not without honor save in his own country. So keep your boasts until the battle for honor, often only blossoms in the grave.
Respect in matters of integrity. Honesty is the best policy for when a monkey can't reach a right banana. He says it isn't sweet since we are all guardians of our own honor. If you've only a day to live, spend half of it in the saddle for it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees and pay attention. He, that respects not is not respected.
So respect others. If you want to be respected because respect is mutual. Remember there is no shame in learning and if you understand danger, you'll not feel it, which is lucky as the more the danger, the greater the honor for no strength within no respect without of course, none, but the brave deserve the fair. So remember, every slip is not a fall and it is better to retire and honor than advance in disgrace.
Shame. Shame is a complex, a clean conscious makes a good pillow, but guilt is good for you for if you fear, shame, you fear sin. Thus someone who fears, no shame comes to know honor. Any person with no shame has no conscious as no. Sin is hidden to the soul. So light a candle rather than curse the darkness and be warned that along.
Silence makes a big noise. Take note, dirty feet, stay in the carpet and shame lasts longer than poverty. So if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas just as one scabby sheep infects a thousand. Just remember do your mouth. Won't stink. If you don't eat garlic, take note a fif a King until he's caught because necessity knows no law. And sometimes it's just either thrown or coffin.
Indeed shame can kill many lay there's shame on the backs of others for a man with an ill name is half hanged. Shame on you. Well, this shame, love and lament love take heat. One cannot love and be wise for love is blind and love can make you blind and deaf as love enters, man, through his eyes and women through her ears.
Indeed, the first love letters are written with the eyes after what a letter from the heart can be read on the face. No wind is too cold for lovers. And when one is in love, a cliff becomes a meadow for love, makes the impossible possible and love understands all languages. Remember the heart sees further than the head, which is why a life with love is happy in life for love is foolish and it's best to have one thread for the needle.
One love for the heart. Interestingly love can't grow garlic, but garlic can grow love. So food before romance for the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And love has to be shown by deeds. Not words like the son give more love than you receive for love, begets love, and he loving heart has no equal. Indeed. Goodness of heart is more important than appearance in love.
Beggar and King are equal for all this fair in love and war and the heart that loves is always young. Sometimes stolen sugar is the sweetest. Although for many, a mother's love is best of all. There's someone for everyone, even amended lid for a cracked pot. And since love makes the world go round, of course, love will find a way lament a broken hand can work, but your broken heart can't as all too often.
Those who love us make us cry. And although you can suffer without love you, can't love without suffering. Love is a despot who spares no one, but it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. In most cases love hurts, but doesn't kill. So because the heart knows its own pain. Pain is obligatory suffering optional. Be careful yield to your body's desires and endure the disasters that follow for he who marries for love dies miserably of anger.
So watch out for a little love. You pay all your life. Don't be jealous. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and there is no love without jealousy. Although jealousy destroys love. So all too often, a loving heart can change to hatred and there's no medicine to cure hatred hate burns. It's preserver. So the sooner you learn to love your enemy and realize that anger is a luxury you can't afford. The quicker you can move on.
Often a lover's quarrel is loves renewal, but many kissed the hand they would love to cut off. So if you have no big knife, kiss your enemy at the very least love and let the world know and hate in silence. I love you. I love you married or single Mary Mary first and love will follow, but before you marry, you make sure of a house we're in to Terry for.
You should only get married when you can build an igloo together, if possible for teamwork holds you together as for IC better than too often, girls married to please parents widows to please themselves. But even so marriages are not as they are made, but how they turn out. Thus, if your partner minds, the children you'll catch more whales and you should butcher the animals as your wife directs, as she knows your needs.
Remember, love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage. And much of love comes after marriage for all though, a happy man marries the girl. He loves a happier man, loves the girl he marries. This is because once the home is set up, love is shown by deeds, not words. So even if you only get married when you can so well, you'll find that if you love the vase, you'll love what's inside and that children are the reward of life.
Dally love spares. No one. And there is magic and love. Thus one wedding often brings another. You should follow your heart for there is no love like the first love and an early marriage brings young love, especially since marriages are made in heaven, but be aware the course of true love never did run smooth. So don't marry in haste and be sorry at your leisure and never choose a spouse by candlelight four.
It's much easier to fall in love than to stay in love. Remember pretty paths can be crooked. And if you marry beauty, you marry trouble, which is why a marriage in may is rude forever. And know that a kiss must last long enough to be enjoyed. And the frequent kisses ind in a baby single actually don't get married.
A good marriage lasts three days, bad ones until death. In fact, marriage is the tomb of love and where there is marriage without love. There will be love without marriage. Think it over. Marriage is both heaven and hell for marriages and ships always need as all too often in marriage cheat, who can remember if you marry a monkey for money, the money goes and the monkey stays So never marry for money as you'll borrow it cheaper.
And don't marry a woman with bigger feet than yours, Mary late or never. Despite the fact that a late marriage makes orphans, but watch out. If you always say no, you'll see how the choosy person ends up with the ordinary. Marriage is a lottery and a woman's heart is like the autumn sky. So do you really want to marry and grow team or be told that a woman's work is never done or that a woman's place is in the home take heed who marries does well and who marries not does better.
Speaker 0 (15m 50s): <inaudible>
Speaker 1 (15m 56s): Work and play work hard. Work never killed anyone. Although if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Be prepared to put the hours in for work has bitter roots, but sweet fruits. And it is working that makes the Workman mine. Do you do it well, measure seven times and cut once for a worker is known by his work and find work is its own flattery.
So the work praises, the Workman, and if the laborer is worthy of his hire, pick your trade aim before you shoot acquire skill and make it deep and bear in mind that he who likes his work to him, work comes easy. Remember, if you look at the clouds, your work will fail just as weighty work is done with few words, so go sure. And steady haste makes waste and a stitch in time saves nine Rome.
Wasn't built in a day. Some trade tricks. If you're in an Advil, be patient. If you're a hammer, be strong leap or the hedge is lowest and make a new bucket while you still have the old one, never forget. The hardest work is to do nothing. So everybody must make his own arrows unless you're a teacher as he, who can does he who can't teaches.
Timing is key. Don't put off today's work until tomorrow. But note a windy day is not a thatching day and launched the canoe. When the breakers are calm above all, be prepared. A bird color must always be alert just as a cat in gloves catches no mice and remember work loves fools. So a volunteer is worth two pressed men idleness.
I don't. This is the root of all evil and laziness is the mother of all vices for the devil makes work for idle hands. In addition, the lazy pig does not eat ripe pears just as someone with no work in summer has no winter boots. And he who looks for light work goes very tired to bed. Excuses are the offspring of laziness. Thus a bad dancer, blames the floor just as a poor writer, blames his pen, any bad Workman, blames his tools.
However, a bad excuse is better than none. And if ifs and ans were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers hands. Just remember you can't get something for nothing. And if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys or you might even get a Jack of all trades and a master of none play. When the cat is away, the mice will play since all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
So don't burn the candle at both ends as it's the pace that kills. And here this an hour of play is worth more than a year of talking. So it's better to play for nothing than to work for nothing. Although if you work like an ant, you'll eat sugar. It's nearly always best. If you don't roll up your trousers before you reach the stream and bear in mind the barbers don't shave their own beards. In any case, there's a time and place for everything.
So don't forget to breathe. All right, my friends, that's going to do it for this little addition of Proverbs. Jen, if you're listening, thank you to all my friends and family and people taking time to check this out. I love you. Thank you for spending a little bit of time with me. Hope you enjoyed it. Remember forgiven, forget nothing. Ventured, nothing gained on the cat is away.
The mice will play once bitten, twice shy, all is fair in love, loving for peace. There was first people. Hunger is definitely the best cook. It's often that a man's mouth broke his nose. You're either part of the solution or you're part of a problem. You could cut a better man out a head.
Speaker 2 (20m 49s): That is funny. All right, my friends until next time I will talk to you soon.
https://www.bloomsbury.com/us/proverbs-9781632864420/
Transcripts:
https://app.podscribe.ai/episode/50281398
Speaker 1 (0s): Como status, amigo, welcome back to the podcast. I thought we'd try a little, something fun, something new, something borrowed something blue. Ah, what are we getting married? What's going on there? All right. Let's do so some Proverbs today let's knock out a few of these things are kind of fun. I enjoy being able to have some of these in my arsenal. And I've got a few friends that have reached out to me and told me how much they really enjoy him.
Therefore, I want to do what you guys like. I want to give you what you want. So I thought I'd give you a double shot Of these here. Proverbs. I'm going to start off with richer and poorer money. If the best things in life are free. What is so many people think that money makes the world go round and that money is power. Maybe it's because he who pays the Piper calls the tune and money makes dogs dance, or maybe it's as simple as money talks because money doesn't grow on trees.
And there's no such thing as a free lunch, save it carefully. As many a Mikel makes a miracle and a penny saved is a penny earned for money has a way of taking wings. Sometimes though it's important to spend in for a penny in for a pound they say, but please try to get the money. Honestly, if you can richer watch out for when money is not a servant, it's a master and any gardener will tell you that good soil is worth more than gold.
You may be happier if you stay where there are songs and go where poor people entertain with the heart, because it's always the idiots who have money. Despite the fact that a fool and his money are soon parted. Remember half of something is better than all of nothing but money. Isn't everything. So although every bird loves its nest. It's funny how money can buy you a house, but not a home and never forget when you die.
You can't take it with you for you make a living from what you get. You make a life from what you give. And even the poorest man has the sun and the stars, moderation money. Won't solve all your problems, but having enough is better than having too much for the bigger your roof. The more snow at collects and many donkeys mean a lot of hay.
Admittedly, there's one law for the rich, another for the poor, but more slaves make some more thieves. So better, a small deal than a long coral and better your own copper than another man's gold that's because money is the root of all evil. And when money speaks, the truth stays silent. Remember all that glitters is not gold and pearls are worth nothing in the desert.
You know, a bird wouldn't sing. If it knew how poor it is. So always count your blessings. Poor life for the poor, it can be tough for the Satan. Do not see the hungry and every rock strikes the feet of the poor. Indeed. Beggars can't be choosers for a man with no money can do no nothing in a market lovers should bear in mind.
That love does much, but money does more. And when money goes out, the door love, flies out the window. It's the same in Alaska where, unless you're the head Husky, the view stays much the same because a man with no bread has no authority, which is why small fish never sleep honor.
And shame honor, honor. Once lost, never returns for honor cannot be bought, which is why a good name is the best treasurer of all. It's better to be poor with honor than rich with shame. And it's also better to deserve honor and have none than have honor and not deserve it. The measure of honor is in the person giving it. So there's no honor for an Eagle in vanquishing, a dove, but there is honor among fees for the thief thinks all men are like himself.
Do not lose honor through fear for a whole is more honorable than a patch and where there is no honor. There is no dishonor. Great honors can be great burdens for honor and reward are indifferent Sachs. So all in all honor is better than honors. Remember a prophet is not without honor save in his own country. So keep your boasts until the battle for honor, often only blossoms in the grave.
Respect in matters of integrity. Honesty is the best policy for when a monkey can't reach a right banana. He says it isn't sweet since we are all guardians of our own honor. If you've only a day to live, spend half of it in the saddle for it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees and pay attention. He, that respects not is not respected.
So respect others. If you want to be respected because respect is mutual. Remember there is no shame in learning and if you understand danger, you'll not feel it, which is lucky as the more the danger, the greater the honor for no strength within no respect without of course, none, but the brave deserve the fair. So remember, every slip is not a fall and it is better to retire and honor than advance in disgrace.
Shame. Shame is a complex, a clean conscious makes a good pillow, but guilt is good for you for if you fear, shame, you fear sin. Thus someone who fears, no shame comes to know honor. Any person with no shame has no conscious as no. Sin is hidden to the soul. So light a candle rather than curse the darkness and be warned that along.
Silence makes a big noise. Take note, dirty feet, stay in the carpet and shame lasts longer than poverty. So if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas just as one scabby sheep infects a thousand. Just remember do your mouth. Won't stink. If you don't eat garlic, take note a fif a King until he's caught because necessity knows no law. And sometimes it's just either thrown or coffin.
Indeed shame can kill many lay there's shame on the backs of others for a man with an ill name is half hanged. Shame on you. Well, this shame, love and lament love take heat. One cannot love and be wise for love is blind and love can make you blind and deaf as love enters, man, through his eyes and women through her ears.
Indeed, the first love letters are written with the eyes after what a letter from the heart can be read on the face. No wind is too cold for lovers. And when one is in love, a cliff becomes a meadow for love, makes the impossible possible and love understands all languages. Remember the heart sees further than the head, which is why a life with love is happy in life for love is foolish and it's best to have one thread for the needle.
One love for the heart. Interestingly love can't grow garlic, but garlic can grow love. So food before romance for the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And love has to be shown by deeds. Not words like the son give more love than you receive for love, begets love, and he loving heart has no equal. Indeed. Goodness of heart is more important than appearance in love.
Beggar and King are equal for all this fair in love and war and the heart that loves is always young. Sometimes stolen sugar is the sweetest. Although for many, a mother's love is best of all. There's someone for everyone, even amended lid for a cracked pot. And since love makes the world go round, of course, love will find a way lament a broken hand can work, but your broken heart can't as all too often.
Those who love us make us cry. And although you can suffer without love you, can't love without suffering. Love is a despot who spares no one, but it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. In most cases love hurts, but doesn't kill. So because the heart knows its own pain. Pain is obligatory suffering optional. Be careful yield to your body's desires and endure the disasters that follow for he who marries for love dies miserably of anger.
So watch out for a little love. You pay all your life. Don't be jealous. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and there is no love without jealousy. Although jealousy destroys love. So all too often, a loving heart can change to hatred and there's no medicine to cure hatred hate burns. It's preserver. So the sooner you learn to love your enemy and realize that anger is a luxury you can't afford. The quicker you can move on.
Often a lover's quarrel is loves renewal, but many kissed the hand they would love to cut off. So if you have no big knife, kiss your enemy at the very least love and let the world know and hate in silence. I love you. I love you married or single Mary Mary first and love will follow, but before you marry, you make sure of a house we're in to Terry for.
You should only get married when you can build an igloo together, if possible for teamwork holds you together as for IC better than too often, girls married to please parents widows to please themselves. But even so marriages are not as they are made, but how they turn out. Thus, if your partner minds, the children you'll catch more whales and you should butcher the animals as your wife directs, as she knows your needs.
Remember, love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage. And much of love comes after marriage for all though, a happy man marries the girl. He loves a happier man, loves the girl he marries. This is because once the home is set up, love is shown by deeds, not words. So even if you only get married when you can so well, you'll find that if you love the vase, you'll love what's inside and that children are the reward of life.
Dally love spares. No one. And there is magic and love. Thus one wedding often brings another. You should follow your heart for there is no love like the first love and an early marriage brings young love, especially since marriages are made in heaven, but be aware the course of true love never did run smooth. So don't marry in haste and be sorry at your leisure and never choose a spouse by candlelight four.
It's much easier to fall in love than to stay in love. Remember pretty paths can be crooked. And if you marry beauty, you marry trouble, which is why a marriage in may is rude forever. And know that a kiss must last long enough to be enjoyed. And the frequent kisses ind in a baby single actually don't get married.
A good marriage lasts three days, bad ones until death. In fact, marriage is the tomb of love and where there is marriage without love. There will be love without marriage. Think it over. Marriage is both heaven and hell for marriages and ships always need as all too often in marriage cheat, who can remember if you marry a monkey for money, the money goes and the monkey stays So never marry for money as you'll borrow it cheaper.
And don't marry a woman with bigger feet than yours, Mary late or never. Despite the fact that a late marriage makes orphans, but watch out. If you always say no, you'll see how the choosy person ends up with the ordinary. Marriage is a lottery and a woman's heart is like the autumn sky. So do you really want to marry and grow team or be told that a woman's work is never done or that a woman's place is in the home take heed who marries does well and who marries not does better.
Speaker 0 (15m 50s): <inaudible>
Speaker 1 (15m 56s): Work and play work hard. Work never killed anyone. Although if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Be prepared to put the hours in for work has bitter roots, but sweet fruits. And it is working that makes the Workman mine. Do you do it well, measure seven times and cut once for a worker is known by his work and find work is its own flattery.
So the work praises, the Workman, and if the laborer is worthy of his hire, pick your trade aim before you shoot acquire skill and make it deep and bear in mind that he who likes his work to him, work comes easy. Remember, if you look at the clouds, your work will fail just as weighty work is done with few words, so go sure. And steady haste makes waste and a stitch in time saves nine Rome.
Wasn't built in a day. Some trade tricks. If you're in an Advil, be patient. If you're a hammer, be strong leap or the hedge is lowest and make a new bucket while you still have the old one, never forget. The hardest work is to do nothing. So everybody must make his own arrows unless you're a teacher as he, who can does he who can't teaches.
Timing is key. Don't put off today's work until tomorrow. But note a windy day is not a thatching day and launched the canoe. When the breakers are calm above all, be prepared. A bird color must always be alert just as a cat in gloves catches no mice and remember work loves fools. So a volunteer is worth two pressed men idleness.
I don't. This is the root of all evil and laziness is the mother of all vices for the devil makes work for idle hands. In addition, the lazy pig does not eat ripe pears just as someone with no work in summer has no winter boots. And he who looks for light work goes very tired to bed. Excuses are the offspring of laziness. Thus a bad dancer, blames the floor just as a poor writer, blames his pen, any bad Workman, blames his tools.
However, a bad excuse is better than none. And if ifs and ans were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers hands. Just remember you can't get something for nothing. And if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys or you might even get a Jack of all trades and a master of none play. When the cat is away, the mice will play since all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
So don't burn the candle at both ends as it's the pace that kills. And here this an hour of play is worth more than a year of talking. So it's better to play for nothing than to work for nothing. Although if you work like an ant, you'll eat sugar. It's nearly always best. If you don't roll up your trousers before you reach the stream and bear in mind the barbers don't shave their own beards. In any case, there's a time and place for everything.
So don't forget to breathe. All right, my friends, that's going to do it for this little addition of Proverbs. Jen, if you're listening, thank you to all my friends and family and people taking time to check this out. I love you. Thank you for spending a little bit of time with me. Hope you enjoyed it. Remember forgiven, forget nothing. Ventured, nothing gained on the cat is away.
The mice will play once bitten, twice shy, all is fair in love, loving for peace. There was first people. Hunger is definitely the best cook. It's often that a man's mouth broke his nose. You're either part of the solution or you're part of a problem. You could cut a better man out a head.
Speaker 2 (20m 49s): That is funny. All right, my friends until next time I will talk to you soon.
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